Plastic Crack Dealer

Purveyor of addictive action figures

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abucketofprotons asked: Are you taking the "IMPORTANT fandom questions" as a meme? In that case; MTMTE.

decepticonsensual:

  • who constantly throws ill-advised house parties 

Hon, the entire series is an ill-advised house party thrown by Rodimus.  In space.

  • who would put glitter all over everything if given half the chance

Roddy again.  With Atomizer’s help.  Glitter and flames. ;)

  • who starts unknowingly mimicking their best friend’s grossest habits

Skids.  It’s the mix of amnesia and superlearner abilities; he’s got a troubling tendency to immediately pick up a habit from observation, and then forget where it came from, or that he didn’t always have it.

  • who gets Way Too Involved in game of thrones politics

Rewind and Krok.  In this particular respect, they’d probably really get on if they ever met.  Krok has charts.

  • who only ever buys hideous sweaters for people in gift exchanges

Rung, the ship’s robot grandpa.  The jury’s still out about whether he’s being sweetly earnest in his gift giving or epically trolling all of them.

  • who made out with an inanimate object once

Drift… but when you consider that it was his Great Sword, and who he was thinking of, it’s less odd than it is sad.

Misfire made out with a statue once, which is why the W.A.P. can never visit the Hydrax system again.  In his defence, he was very, very high.

  • who everyone’s convinced is secretly a superhero or magical girl

Tailgate, especially after what he does to Tyrest.

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jenn-oddballpunk asked: May I ask you to take a crack at Transformers G1? If that is taken can you hit us up with another fandom you're fond of?

decepticonsensual:

Sure!  Here goes G1:

  • who constantly throws ill-advised house parties

Mirage.  He misses being able to throw lavish, weeks-long house parties at his mansion, so he tries to replicate that on the Ark.  The problem is that he now has a roommate and an absolutely tiny set of quarters, so he crams half the Autobot forces in there and feeds them high grade, and then he can’t get them to leave.

  • who would put glitter all over everything if given half the chance

You know it’s Starscream.  I know it’s Starscream.  And damn, do the Decepticon forces know it’s Starscream.  Don’t stand still around him for too long, in case you get glittered.

  • who starts unknowingly mimicking their best friend’s grossest habits

Long Haul has been known to do this with the other Constructicons.  He’s very attuned to his teammates - sometimes a little too much - and underneath the grumbling, he’s very eager to please, which can mean that the ebb and flow of the gestalt bond tends to influence him more than the others.  Pretty soon, he’s throwing his arms in the air like Hook or belching fumes like Mixmaster, much to his team’s combined annoyance and amusement.

  • who gets Way Too Involved in game of thrones politics

Prowl.  Oh, Prowl.  You think Krok had charts?  Prowl has established entire predictive models with several hundred variables.

  • who only ever buys hideous sweaters for people in gift exchanges

Beachcomber.  He wants his bros to be all warm and snuggly!  And it is slightly possible that he was smoking something fun when he picked out those colours.

  • who made out with an inanimate object once

Well, if we’re counting the remote-controlled clone of Optimus Prime that the Decepticons made that one time… yeah, I think Megatron probably had a few uses for that. ;)  Also, pretty sure Optimus has made out with the Matrix at least once.

  • who everyone’s convinced is secretly a superhero or magical girl

Jazz, because he is.

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literarysins:

In light of the 50 Shades of Grey trailer coming out today, quick reminder that that book is about an abusive and controlling relationship, not BDSM.

Fanfiction (published or not) is important for women of all ages to explore gender roles and sexuality in a way that is less stigmatized and more accessible. 

But do not do the BDSM community a disservice by calling the relationship described in the book a BDSM experience. 

(via forget-me-nix)

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